Montana TV Station Apologizes For Emergency Broadcast About Zombie Apocalypse
Folks in Montana were shocked when their regularly scheduled programming was interrupted by emergency broadcast warning them of a zombie apocalypse.
“The bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and are attacking the living,” the emergency announcer said on local TV station KRTV. “Do not attempt to approach or apprehend these bodies, as they are considered extremely dangerous.”
I'm not ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, need more canned foods!
That’s wild! I am so not ready if it ever happens!
Zombieland has a great list of rules, gotta get that list.
Wow, that’s a weird one. I should check out my canned bean supplies ASAP.
Wow, great idea, eat a lot of beans and I can be a human flamethrower, lol.