The Faculty (1998)
The Breakfast Club meets Aliens. Jon Stewart eats a bad shrimp with tentacles and turns into a zombie alien teacher. Th
e alien teachers hound the breakfast club kids so much, the kids turn to drugs. Elijah Woods would have been hysterical to party with. Is that Usher playing football? (Better than his acting.) Liquid metal from T2 works with Costanza’s boss at K-UGER Industrial Smoothing, to zobify all the teachers. Framke gives some crazy tongue action. Points taken off for making Selma Hayek look so plain. Cthulhu squid monster rules! Wonder drug kills aliens dead – ‘Raid’ apparently a main ingredient. Moral to the story, drugs is good. No homework for the weekend kids, yeah!
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Stars Josh Hartnett, Elijah Woods, Shawn Hatosy, Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Robert Patrick, Bebe Neuwirth and Piper Laurie. (plus others already mentioned)
A little hokey but in the end there’s one great tentacled monster!
I give it a 3.8 out of 5 on the Dagon Scale of Cthulhu worthy movies.
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