Just a public safety warning, NO SEX on Friday the 13th!
He’s waiting for you to slip it…er…slip up…you know what I mean. Abstain!
Unless you dare to tempt fate…
Friday the 13th – safe sex tips
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I’ll be sure to stay safe! 🙂
Or, conversely, if EVERYONE had sex on Friday the 13th, Jason would be overwhelmed. He’s not Santa after all and if he killed everyone, he’d have no one left to stalk.
See? Problem solved. 😀 Now you really can have a happy ending on Friday the 13th. (Did I just really type that last part?)
Thanks for clearing that up 🙂
Best to be safe than dead.