Don’t let the Turkey get the Last Laugh!
Have a safe Thanksgiving:
Avoid these real life Thanksgiving horrors:
The U.S. Fire Administration reports that the number of fires related to cooking doubles on Thanksgiving Day.
Under-cooked turkey accounts for a rise in sending people to the hospital or doctor within a few days of Thanksgiving.
Choking hazards sharply increase on Turkey Day. A common cause of choking is talking while eating. Also be careful of small Turkey bones.
Got Pets?
Turkey bones are NOT good for pets. Turkey and/or chicken bones splinter causing rips and tears in the walls of a dogs digestive tract and often go un-noticed until it is too late.
Chocolate can cause serious illness and sometimes death when dogs ingest it. In addition, dogs can’t eat grapes, raisins, onions, or anything with caffeine
and lastly:
Drink responsibly and drive sober!
Happy Thanksgiving to all my Followers and friends!
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Haha! Awesome post, Mike. I LOVE the “Kramer-Turkey” LOL. I just watched that ep the other night on TBS.
Have a great Thanksgiving, man! I’ll try not to talk and chew. Don’t wanna end up in the ER 😉
Lol, no choking. Happy thanksgiving to you & your family too, Vic. Having it at home?
Yes. We are staying put and just having my Mother and Grandma over. Low key but lots of food. I’ll be in a food coma around this time tomorrow 😉
Wonderful, blessings for your new home! 🙂